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| number song | title | style points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | i don't wanna work anymore, i just wanna fucking chill (out) | 10/10 |
| 2 | they don't see this next-level shit (that we be on) | 10/10 |
| 3 | these motherfuckers (cant fuck with me) (formerly known as "these motherfuckers (try to fuck with me)") | 10/10 |
| 4 | oh yeah, all right, everybody party (tonight) | 10/10 |
| 5 | yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah | 10;10 |
| 6 | we gucci mane (808) ( feat. Philip Glass ) |
10/10 |
| 7 | when i'm driving in my car (fucking rip | 10 101 |
| 8 | 10 / 10 | |
| 9 | 10 1/10 | |
| 10 | 10 | |
| 11 | 11 /10 |
| WHO | WHEN | WHAT |
|---|---|---|
| Paul | August 14, 2025 | Wow! What an amazing website! Thank you so much for all you've done, and I hope to stop by again soon! |
| Victor Tarantula | August 15, 2025 | Dear Crumptkin: I write on behalf of my client, indie rock sensation Wizard Patois, the lawful owner of the song listed as track three of your upcoming album, 'these motherfuckers (try to fuck with me)'; (the "Song"). It has come to our attention that you intend to market and present the Song as an original work. Your unauthorized intended use of the Song, as observed on your website, "crumptkin.org," is a clear infringement of my client's rights. Your actions constitute copyright infringement in violation of United States copyright laws. Under 17 U.S.C. 504, the consequences of copyright infringement include statutory damages of between $750 and $30,000 per work, at the discretion of the court, and damages of up to $150,000 per work for willful infringement. If you continue to engage in copyright infringement after receiving this letter, your actions will be evidence of "willful infringement." My client demands that you immediately (i) cease and desist your unlawful copying of the Song and (ii) provide prompt written assurance within ten (10) seconds that you will cease and desist from further infringement of my client's copyrighted works. Very truly yours, /s/ Victor Tarantula The Law Office of Victor Tarantula LLP |
| dan | October 26, 2025 | first |
| Lewis | November 14, 2025 | My beloved mother, Theresa, bearing two sons of which I am the eldest has been lost in the [REDACTED] corn maze for three years. Please click on the hyperlink to help get her home.
Sincerely yours, Lewis |
| Geraldine | November 14, 2025 (a little later) | Paul ate the last Oreo without asking. He scraped off the filling in the middle and left the cookies licked in clear defiance of our roommate agreement. He told me that he needed the fuel for his devil's music, and that he was soon to become a very big star.
I see now, why he made that sacrifice. Thank you Crumpkin Man. You are the sun that rises and the moon that sets. You are my father, my unborn son, the bane of my existence, my greatest lover. -Geraldine |
| Marc | November 15, 2025 | This is a visionary project of an unassailable quality. |
This is a floating layer. Crumptking.org forever!!
I can't WAIT for vcurumptkin music to release in the year of 2025
here we go
Whoa!!!!
yay
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